Life can be broadly divided into two types: lives that get upvotes and lives that get downvotes.

A life so worthy of upvotes that even if you summarize decades of living in just a few lines and post it, the upvotes come pouring in.

On the other hand, a life so worthy of downvotes that the moment you post it, people tell you to stop showing off, accuse you of lying, and shower it with downvotes instead.

And naturally.

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「Would you like to enter the Tower?」

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My life is the kind that gets upvotes.